ebay funnys part 1

ok i have found a site with funny odd and danm right strange ebay listings rest assured this will be the first of many sites in my findings of this nature heres a few examples.

I’ll Tell Your Kids There Is No Santa
“The one thing all parents hate to do is tell their kids there is really no Santa. Well I just made everything easier for you. I will call and let little Jimmy or Timmy or Kathy or whatever you call your brat and let them know there is no Santa. That he is made up or died or whatever you want.”

Used Movie Ticket And Used Popcorn Bag
“This auction includes a used movie ticket and a used popcorn bag from the movie:Bourne Ultimatum. This is a one of a kind deal think of how many things you could do with a used popcorn bag and a used movie ticket. I can think of thousands.”

the next example seems werid and funny but is clever logic is done right sort of a swap shop in a way.
A Paperclip For A House
“What I am trying to accomplish is to start off by selling this paperclip here on E-bay for as much money as I possibly can. Whatever I get for it, I am going to spend all the money from this sale to buy another item here on E-bay. Then, sell that item to purchase something of greater cost.”

for more listings like these vist: http://www.computerhovel.com/ebay-listings.html and please check back the laughing donkey blog often for more internet and real life situation funnies. cheers guys

funny warnings

so you get some really odd warnings well i was inspired to make my blog for that very reason heres a few examples of what i found.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

for the full list vist this link http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

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